How many times per day are you willing to thank trump?

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With all that he has done for himself, the fat slob just wants to be thanked... continuously. Is that so much to ask? Yes, he was on the cover of Time Magazine as Person of the Year, but then they put out a cover of Elon in the Oval Office posed as the president. Yes, he's demanded to be awarded the Noble Peace Prize, but he's never received it. Yes, he claimed he was voted Michigan Man of the Year. But, then it was discovered Michigan doesn't have any such award and no one even nominated him for the non-existent award. He turned on the imaginary spigot to fight the fires after the fires were already put out in California. You know, the spigot that starts in Canada and extends down to California. It's a giant faucet that he found and turned on. But, no one in California thanked him. The guy just wants to be thanked over and over again. Is that too much to ask?