It's Hard Monday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusive #1860)

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Accounts payable, accounts receivable, invoicing, payroll, general ledger, inventory control, cost projections...What a lousy way to start the month. Letters, memos, reports, charts, Vertical markets, horizontal markets...It never ends. I guess you could call it a normal, average, typical, cold ((41F, 5C)), and rainy Hard Monday morning here in the Neon Fun Jungle. The bright side is that Monday only comes once a week. The brighter side is that it's finally getting warmer and soon, people will stop buying wool underwear and the side hustle that's been taking so much time and causing so much aggravation, Watson's Woolen Underwear, will stop needing me for another seven months. And let us not forget the brightest side: Every dark, dull, grey, wool thong has a silver lining. You just have to look for it. That's where the aforementioned Horizontal Marketing comes in. With that in mind, let's go to last night, to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Late Night Monologue Of The Month Club Anthem Late Night Monologue for this week, so far, is. ************* Team Trump Screws Up Epstein List Release, Donald Hocks Golden Dollars & GOP Complains About Elon Jimmy Kimmel Live