It's Wonderific Ash Wednesday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusive #1861)

Tweet

This is not normal! -------------Rep. Melanie Stansbury, D-New Mexico Happy Ash Wonderific Ash Wednesday! It is cold ((32F, 0C)) and snowy here in the Neon Fun Jungle, Radio Rangers. That's not all that abnormal for March but little else resembles anything even remotely approaching normality. I just got back from Washington ((The DC one, not the Seattle one)) where, if you'll excuse the expression, President Trump gave the annual State Of The Union Address last night. But few people are calling it the State Of The Union. Most are saying, "Sir, King DonOld, The Failure, is addressing a Joint Session Of Congress." Even calling it an address is a crime against reality. What it was, was an eighth grade dropout and chronic lifelong failure who's in way over his head, proving yet again that if lying were an Olympic sport, he wouldn't be a total failure. Because he would be covered with gold medals. Take heart, MAGA, because somewhere in the Multiverse, there is a universe that values your cult leader's skills at being untruthful. One odd thing that happened last night was DonOld admitting that he's going to fail at his idiotic plan to retake the Panama Canal. He did that by pre-emptively blaming Little Marco for his blunders. It will be the same when he fails to take Canada and Greenland. I suspect that Little Marco will be impeached and sent to prison after he tells Tiny Hands that none of that will happen and the canal will not be renamed "The Trump Canal." There was one big surprise. Diaper Don didn't tell his morons to drink bleach to prevent getting the measles. Or to cure the measles. With that in mind, let's go to last night, to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Monologue Of The Month Club Anthem Monologue for today is. ************* Sen. Sanders Responds to Trump's Congressional Address Senator Bernie Sanders https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlrQKv1vN_4 ----------------------------------- LIVE Monologue: Rep. Al Green Tossed Out For Interrupting Trump | Useful Lies & Useless Idiots The Late Show with Stephen Colbert