It's Friday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusive #1862)

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I spent much of last night at Death's Door. I kept knocking, but Death refused to answer. The strange part is that I don't know how or why I was there. What started as a typical night devolved into intense stomach pain accompanied by the usual gastrointestinal unpleasentries that often tag along with these kinds of events. For a while, I wondered if this was the bird flu that all of you kids are talking about. Or maybe a brand new form of COVID? Many people are saying, "Sir, the explanation is simple. DonOld Trump is charge again. Disease is rampant, so expect a lot more nights like last night. Air travel is unsafe and tough luck if you want to drink Jack Daniels in Canada. Or if you have money in the stock market." Speaking of King DonOld Trump, he seems to be displaying a bit of economic common sense, "Trump in PANIC after CAVING LIKE A COWARD," ((Video Linked Below)). But it seems to be way too little, way too late to do any of us any good. ************* Trump in PANIC after CAVING LIKE A COWARD MeidasTouch