It's Hard Monday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusive #1865)

@xander6464 (44909)
Wapello, Iowa
March 10, 2025 11:10pm CST
It is currently 60 ((16C)) here in the Neon Fun Jungle, Radio Rangers. It feels colder than it really is because a little while ago, it was 73 ((23C)). Let's launch this Monday Morning with some good news that could have been much better: "Secret Service shot armed man in confrontation near White House," ((Article Linked Below)). Did you get that? Another proudly stupid member of MAGA tried to kill his cult leader. And failed because he's a Trump supporter and that's what Trump supporters do. They fail. Hard, fast and often. The good news is that, sooner or later, one of these lifelong chronic losers will get lucky. And, by extension, the rest of the world will get lucky because Trump will no longer be here. I wish someone would tell President Musk how much we could save if stopped protecting his caddy, Little Donny from his own cult. Page Two ((Paul Harvey, 1946)). The Trump Crime Family keeps getting bigger. Hayden Haynes, the chief of staff to House Speaker Mike Johnson, R-La., and one of the most powerful aides on Capitol Hill, is the latest Bouncing Baby Criminal to join the family, "House Speaker Mike Johnson's chief of staff arrested on DUI charge after Trump speech," ((Article Linked Below)). I don't have anything else that's even remotely surprising to report on. Just the usual expected events. The stock market crashing, a Reccession is looming, Trumpflation is way up, unemployment is up and Canada just announced it is raising rates on electricity exported to the US 25%. ************* CNN Secret Service shot armed man in confrontation near White House Story by Christian Sierra, CNN • 1d • 2 min read ----------------------------------- NBC News House Speaker Mike Johnson's chief of staff arrested on DUI charge after Trump speech Story by Ted Oberg • 5d • 2 min read https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/house-speaker-mike-johnsons-chief-of-staff-arrested-on-dui-charge-after-trump-speech/ar-AA1Akidr?ocid=TobArticle
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/secret-service-shot-armed-man-in-confrontation-near-white-house/ar-AA1Ay9kL?ocid=TobArticle
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NJ Chicaa
@NJChicaa (121895)
• United States
11 Mar
but hey at least the black lady isn't in the White House, right?
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Greg
@xander6464 (44909)
• Wapello, Iowa
11 Mar
but hey at least the black lady isn't in the White House, right? -------------And they must feel pretty good about how they good-naturedly accepted egg prices when Sleepy Joe was President because if they'd complained about them, they'd look doubly stupid right now.
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Four Walls
@FourWalls (72320)
• United States
11 Mar
Funniest thing I saw this week was Donny Doofy whining that he didn’t feel so special after he learned King Charles welcomes other world leaders to meetings. He thought King Chuck was dropping everything just for him. I was going to mention that at the meeting but you were so thoroughly engrossed in the After Dark Channel that I didn’t want to interrupt you.
Donald Trump 'goes cool' on Britain after King Charles meets Zelensky at Sandringham
www.standard.co.uk
The US president is said to have remarked that his own royal invitation now feels ‘less special’
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Greg
@xander6464 (44909)
• Wapello, Iowa
11 Mar
I saw that, too. I'm expecting us to declare war on England any minute now. The AfterDark Channel needs a lot of attention.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (224444)
• Walnut Creek, California
11 Mar
You would not want to bother Greg while he's working on his After Dark channel. Especially in a Zoom call.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (224444)
• Walnut Creek, California
11 Mar
@xander6464 Maybe after we take over Greenland, Mexico, Canada, and Panama.
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DE
@DaddyEvil (143277)
• United States
11 Mar
The problem will be that the shooters will need to take out Vance, too, or we'll just be trading one idiot for another.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (224444)
• Walnut Creek, California
11 Mar
I don't think Vance is as stupid as Trump. But some say that could make him even more dangerous.
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Greg
@xander6464 (44909)
• Wapello, Iowa
11 Mar
The problem will be that the shooters will need to take out Vance, too, or we'll just be trading one idiot for another. --------That would be the ideal situation but if it doesn't work that way, we will solve the Shady Vance problem after we bury Trump.
DE
@DaddyEvil (143277)
• United States
11 Mar
@TheHorse He sure didn't treat Florida very well after winning Governor there.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (224444)
• Walnut Creek, California
11 Mar
At least the DJT stock broke through the $20 per share floor.
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Greg
@xander6464 (44909)
• Wapello, Iowa
11 Mar
For a while, it was at $11. Every time I check it, it's massively different.