It's Wonderific Wednesday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusive #1867)

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It is just five days until St. Patrick's Day here in the Neon Fun Jungle, Radio Rangers! Have you gone out and bought a green Tesler yet? If not, you better hurry because they've sold nearly one in the last month. They've also sold one share of stock in the same time frame. The net result is that President Musk lost about $16 Billion yesterday alone. That's why his caddy, Tiny Donny Trump, put him in charge of making money and improving efficiency. It's also why Tiny became a Tesler salesman and bought one of the "cars" himself. If history is any guide, Tiny's involvement will cause Tesler to go bankrupt in six months. He did it to three casinos, a magazine, an airline and a bigly assortment of other companies including but not limited to a vodka distillery and a gourmet steak company, so he can do it to an electric "car" company, too. With that in mind, let's go to a little earlier this evening, to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Monologue Of The Month Club Anthem Monologue for today is. ************* Trump Trade War Wipes $4T Off The Stock Market | Rebrand Your Tesla | RFK Jr. On Measles The Late Show with Stephen Colbert 9.76M subscribers