F-47 (Mylot Exclusive #1876)

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Editor's Note: MyLot doesn't like Cyrillic, so the Russian words for Altitude and Fuel were replaced by question marks. Sorry for the inconvenience. Some friends ((MG, TG, MW, Shady V, Tiny D, Plastered Pete, PolythenePam, PrezLeon, and many others)) invited me to a very interesting group chat the other day. The conversation started in the usual way, with classified blueprints and the even more classified full operational specs of the new F-47, then there was the most classified info of all: Everything there is to know about its weapons systems and how to defeat them. I was honored. I felt just like one of the Chinese spies at Mar-A-Lago that I often have dinner with. Plus, I really love planes and aviation. After going through everything, I was confused about one thing. "Why are all the instruments and gauges labeled in Cyrillic? Is this a new F series fighter or a MIG?" I asked. #1USACommieVlad answered, "Da, Comrade! Happy you noticed! Was my idea! Adds touch of class, nyet?" "Sehr gut, Vlad!" PrezLeon said. Um, yeah, Vlad. ????????? and ???? aren't going to confuse any American pilot." I said. I wanted to discuss the issue further, but Tiny D hijacked the conversation. He did this by excitedly showing us his plans for invading England, France and Germany. And then he showed us the plans for dividing London, Paris, Berlin and many other cities with Vlad. "Each city is going to have a wall! A big beautiful wall. Just like Berlin used to have, when East Germany was great! No DEI, no Woke anything! And it will be great again! Believe me! Only now, it's going to be better! Because it used to have Checkpoint Charlie and I don't know who Charlie is, but he sounds like a real loser. My Berlin, or Germania, as Leon calls it, and many other cities, is going to have Checkpoint Donald." "Germania is going to be so awesome!" PrezLeon said. "Besides having Checkpoint Donald, it's going to have the world's biggest Tesler Dealership, the Große Teslerhalle! Right across the Strasse from the Trump Ruhmeshalle! And anyone who's mean to it or anyone who even doesn't like it will be shot!" That's when I politely excused myself but the rest of them kept talking for hours. If you're interested, you can read the whole transcript in next month's "Atlantic." ************* Newsweek What Is The New F-47 Fighter Jet? What We Know About Trump's Boeing Push Story by Tahar Rajab • 3d • 2 min read