It's Friday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusive #1878)

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Happy Fractious Friday, Radio Rangers! It is currently 78F ((26C)) here in the Neon Fun Jungle. Ladies, skirts are optional---Tak'em off if you want!---because the wind speed is only 25 MPH ((40 KPH)). Let's get this Trillion Dollar Weekend rolling with the Phrase That Doesn't Pay but does anyway because if you hear it anytime between now and Sunday at midnight and are also the fifteenth and a half caller and can also correctly answer this weekend's Trillion Dollar Question: A shopkeeper sold a T.V set for Rs. 17,940 with a discount of 8% and earned a profit of 19.6%. What would have been the percentage of profit earned if no discount was offered?, you'll win whatever is in the Prize Closet. I'm not sure what it is but the last time I was in there, there were two brand new 1965 Mustangs. A red one and a blue one. I'm not sure I can give them away, though. There's a note taped to the windshield of the blue one that reads, "Greg, we need to get the Mustang Summer '65 promotion started next week. And by "we" I mean you, cause this whole project was your idea and now it's your responsibility. Thanks, Molly. Molly is Molly Mix, Program Director, General Manager and and Afternoon Drive host here at WNFJ, The Neon Fun Jungle's #1 All Hit Station, and the note is dated Friday, April 30, 1965. But, who knows? I'll talk to Molly and maybe I can give one away a little early. In March rather than May. In any case, she seems to be getting a little unreasonably impatient, so I'm going to start rolling out the Mustang Summer '65 promotion on Monday. But, don't worry. Even if I can't give you a brand new 1965 Mustang this weekend, there are plenty of other things I can give you that are just as good. T-shirts, records, posters, key chains, bumper stickers, frisbees, etc, etc etc. OK, now I hear some of you, my 226.4 Billion Loyal Dedicated Daily Readers asking, "Sir, I really need a new bumper sticker, so just WTF is the Phrase That Doesn't Pay But Does Anyway?" I can only share that information on a Need To Know basis and since this Trillion Dollar Weekend is about fourteen minutes old now, you do have a need to know." The Phrase That Doesn't Pay But Does Anyway, is "Trump Slump." You can read more about the noncontest side of it at the link provided below. Trump may be the biggest loser ever in the history of losers but every time you hear "Trump Slump" between now and Sunday at midnight, you can be a Winner. A Bigly Winner. ************* State Watch Pennsylvania Dem: ‘Trump slump has already begun’ by Sarah Fortinsky - 03/10/25 9:24 AM ET