It's Hard Monday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusive #1879)

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Happy Hard Monday Morning, Radio Rangers! It's also April Fool's Day Eve, so if anyone offers you a brownie or anything else with chocolate tonight or tomorrow, just say, "NO! Thanks, but my doctor told me to cut back on Ex-Lax-laced goodies." The big news today is that gold has hit a new all-time high, while the stock market keeps falling (("Stocks drop, gold hits record as tariffs stoke recession worries," Article Linked Below)). #TrumpSlump #NotToBeConfusedWithTrumpSlum,AKAMar-A-Lago The big Disappointing To MAGA But Thrilling To Everyone Else News tonight comes from Louisiana (("Louisiana voters overwhelmingly reject four amendments backed by Republican governor," Article Linked Below)). If the special elections tomorrow go as well as that election in Louisiana went, pessimism in the US might dip as low as the stock market. And Tesler sales. And maybe, the criminals on the Wisconsin Supreme Court will be rounded up and imprisoned. Along with their accomplice, President Leon Musk (("Musk hands out $1M checks after efforts to block the giveaways in court are rejected," Article Linked Below)). That's it for this one. If you live in Florida, Wisconsin, or any other place with a special election, make sure you vote tomorrow. Give Tiny D Trump and his boss, Leon Musk, an April Fool's Day they will never forget! ************* Reuters Stocks drop, gold hits record as tariffs stoke recession worries Story by Samuel Indyk and Chibuike Oguh • 3h • 3 min read --------------------------------- Washington Examiner 169K Followers Louisiana voters overwhelmingly reject four amendments backed by Republican governor Story by Annabella Rosciglione, Washington Examiner • 6h • 3 min read ----------------------------------- ABC News Musk hands out $1M checks after efforts to block the giveaways in court are rejected 13h • 3 min read https://www.msn.com/en-us/politics/government/wisconsin-supreme-court-rejects-effort-to-block-musk-s-1m-giveaways/ar-AA1BXA4M?ocid=BingNewsSerpAnd