It's Wonderific Wednesday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusive #1882)

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Many people are saying that President Leon Musk appears to be getting tired of losing and failing at government ((Elon Musk may step back from government role after turbulent run at Trump's DOGE, Article Linked Below)). They are also saying that he's going to go back to losing in the private sector. Because Twitter and Tesler need him. Especially Tesler ((Tesla sales drop dramatically amid backlash against Elon Musk, Article Linked Below)). Oh, and the Wisconsin Failure. Wow. Stories like that make you wonder if he put his caddy, Tiny D Trump in charge of running Tesler. "Don't be stupid, Sir. If Tiny D were running Tesler, it wouldn't be failing. It would be FAILED. A long time ago. And all its buildings would have already been imploded. Just like the Taj Mahal. The one that used to be in Atlantic City, not the one in India, which is obviously not a Trump project because it has been in business for 372 years." Touché! Some people say I only hired you because you're gorgeous and have a perfect posterior, but astute observations like that prove them wrong. Speaking of being proven wrong, Tiny D Trump proved himself wrong again today. You know how he's always saying he's going to make America wealthy again? Well, he spoke for about twenty minutes today and during that time, the stock market fell 2%. It would take someone even dumber than a Trump supporter to think that crashing the stock market is making anyone wealthy. Some retarded Trump supporters are saying it's like remodeling a bathroom. There's some mess and inconvenience but it's worth it because the result will be much better. That's Hogwash. What Trump is doing to the economy isn't at all like remodeling bathroom. It's like weighing yourself down and diving into a septic tank. Or being pushed into the tank by Tiny D. The final result is not going to be better. Unless you think that making yourself smell just like Trump is an improvement. ************* Tesla sales drop dramatically amid backlash against Elon Musk Story by Andrew Griffin and Kelly Rissman • 9h • 3 min read --------------------------------- France 24 Elon Musk may step back from government role after turbulent run at Trump's DOGE Story by FRANCE 24 • 3h • 4 min read https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/elon-musk-may-step-back-from-government-role-after-turbulent-run-at-trumps-doge/ar-AA1CaG9q?ocid=TobArticle