Winter Is Back (Mylot Exclusive #1883)

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Good Cold Morning, Radio Rangers. Winter has returned to the Neon Fun Jungle. Bundle up if you're heading off to school or work, 'cause it's 43F ((6C)). Ladies, skirts are optional right now because the wind speed is only 12 MPH ((19 KPH)). Now, let's take a look at the morning paper and see what's in the news. In very typical and strongly predictable Republican fashion, Mike Johnson is blowing DonOld Trump again: Mike Johnson delivers blow to Trump's hopes of third term as president, ((Article Linked Below)). If they were in a normal, natural, homosexual or heterosexual ((DonOld has a long history of identifying as a woman. #CarolinGallego)) relationship, it would be very good for DonOld. But no. They are in an abnormal, unnatural MAGA-based Political relationship where blowing is not a good or desirable thing. Plus, there is a fair amount of cheating going on. To get even, DonOld is blowing Temu and Shein: Trump closes China tariff loophole in blow to Temu and Shein, ((Article Linked Below)). Another factor that should be pointed out is that all this blowing is nonconsensual. Temu and Shein didn't say to DonOld, "Please blow me." DonOld just assumed they wanted it, so he did it. And no one stopped him because when you're President Musk's caddy, they just let you. Liberals and other victims of the Woke Mind Virus call it rape and/or sexual assault. ((Editor: HALT! Stoppen Sie, bitte! You can't say "rape and/or sexual assault" on YouTube. I am vetoing this entire script! Oh, and you also can't say Blow J** on MyLot)) Speaking of the Woke Mind Virus, President Leon Musk is perhaps the biggest victim. He is refusing the Trump Blow Occupation ((It's usually expressed using "job" but apparently, DOGE doesn't like it, so "job" is unemployed now)): Why Tesla may avoid the blow of Trump’s auto tariffs, ((Article Linked Below)). It's not going to help him any, though: Everything is blowing up in Elon Musk’s face, ((Article Linked Below)). Poor old Leon forgot that when you do unto others without asking for permission, the Universe ((Call it God or Karma, if you want)) will do the same to you. Whether you consent or not. And Leon is getting it in the form of a yuge facial. Kleenex for Mr. Musk, please! ************* Daily Mail 1.4M Followers Mike Johnson delivers blow to Trump's hopes of third term as president Story by Stephen M. Lepore For Dailymail.Com • 1d • 4 min read --------------------------------- Axios Sneak Peek Trump closes China tariff loophole in blow to Temu and Shein Story by Nathan Bomey • 15h • 2 min read https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/trump-closes-china-tariff-loophole-in-blow-to-temu-and-shein/ar-AA1Cb1cB?ocid=TobArticle ----------------------------------- The Hill Why Tesla may avoid the blow of Trump’s auto tariffs Story by Miranda Nazzaro • 1d • 6 min read https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/why-tesla-may-avoid-the-blow-of-trump-s-auto-tariffs/ar-AA1C8NZX?ocid=BingNewsSerp ----------------------------------- CNN Everything is blowing up in Elon Musk’s face Story by Analysis by Allison Morrow, CNN • 3h • 3 min read https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/everything-is-blowing-up-in-elon-musk-s-face/ar-AA1CdcUB?ocid=BingNewsSerp