It's Friday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusive #1884)

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Well, MAGA, I've got to admit that your retarded diaper clad cult leader, Tiny D Trump, was right about one thing. America got tired of winning. Under the solid, competent, capable, and brilliant leadership of Sleepy Joe, all we did was win. Then a bunch of very strongly dumb, short-sighted people said that he was too old to keep winning and forced him out of the race. After that, instead of choosing the new leader of the Winning Team, 1.3% of American voters said, "I am sick of winning," and voted for the most proven Loser and convicted criminal the world has ever known. That was just enough for him to win. Now I said all that to say all this: Easter is 16 days away. It's another chance to cancel any MAGATs you may know or be related to, for being so willfully stupid and irresponsible. From the feedback I've been hearing, this is most effective when grandchildren are involved. But even if there are no grandchildren, you should do it anyway. When there aren't immediate, real-world, painful consequences for capricious behavior, the offenders have no incentive to improve. It is your responsibility to provide that incentive. Right about now, some of you MAGATs are saying, "That is so unfair, Sir! I can't see my grandkids because I voted for the old, drug addicted, senile and convicted felon in diapers??? Because I thought he was the better choice! I'm entitled to my own opinion!" You know what? All criminals say, or at least think, the same thing. Ted Bundy believed that he had the right to rape, torture and kill young women. It was his opinion that what he was doing was fine. And you saw what we did to him. Now, I don't agree with or condone what we did to Ted. Because when a government is of, by, and for the people, as mine claims to be, gets in the murder business, that makes me, by association and definition, a murderer as well. And I don't like it. I don't like it all. Not even a little bit. At the same time, I don't feel especially bad for Ted. He was a terrible person and if I have to, by definition and association, kill someone, it might as well be him. But I still don't like it. Not one tiny bit. So, ma'am, you are entitled to your opinion but that is not a "Get Out Morality Free" card. You are still subject to the rules of Common Sense and Common Decency, and don't do the crime if you can't do the time. And if the time is not being allowed to see your grandkids on Easter, Christmas, Thanksgiving, and many other holidays, you are getting off very easy, and I am very strongly tired of hearing you whine and cry about it. I hope that even after Trump is dead and buried...God Willing...that will be soon, you still are forbidden to see your family. Maybe that will be enough to make you not endanger everyone else the next time you have the chance to exercise your dangerous, reckless and very strongly wrong opinion. With that in mind, let's go to Tuesday, February 27, 1968, to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Song Of The Month Club Anthem Song for today is. Sock it to us one time, E! #ConsequencesMustBePainful ************* Elvis Presley - U.S. Male (Official Audio)