Hahahahaha they are fighting over toilet paper

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My neighbor (Whiskey's owner) has only been where she is for a few months and it has already all fallen apart. She has gotten a lease for an apartment about 15 minutes away near where I work. She will be moving there in like 2 weeks. I've been watching Whiskey on weekends when she's working or at night if she is going out. It is easy enough to do. She spent a lot of time here this weekend though because she simply didn't want to be there with her. Apparently there has been no toilet paper in the bathroom for like 2 days. My friend has a secret stash in an upper cabinet that the other chick doesn't know about and can't reach. She sent me a picture this morning of the still-empty toilet paper holder. I told her that she should just dip out of there and crash here until she can get into the new apartment. That would require me moving my containers from the 2nd bedroom but at least she wouldn't have to deal with that Cold War situation for the next couple of weeks. I've had roommates--in my early to mid-twenties. I had different roommates in college and then when I first started working and before my ex and I bought a house. I'm pretty easy to get along with so it was never a bad situation. I would hate it if I had some kind of hostile situation going on. I probably would have the same inclination to stay away but also at that point I'd be afraid that my stuff would get stolen or damaged. My mother keeps telling me to get a roommate to save up more to buy a house. I am like "I'm almost 50. I'm not getting a roommate." I would happily have someone stay here if they needed a temporary place to crash but I wouldn't want someone to move in here long-term. I can pay the bills on my own and, well, there have been random visits at all hours from you-know-who.