President Milquetoast (Mylot Exclusive #1893)

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Not satisfied with his already rock-solid position as the Most Cowardly Leader The World Has Ever Seen, Tiny D. Trump, President Musk's submissive copartner and caddy, has decided to add yet another layer of frightened faintheartedness to his gutless reputation by refusing to attend the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner ((Article Linked Below)). For the fifth time. Because it's filled with big scary journalists who would be mean to him. If there's a lot of wind where you are tonight, it's being caused by Teddy Roosevelt spinning in his grave. He once gave an 84-minute speech AFTER being shot ((For details, see the video linked below)). Back then, in his day, we didn't elect little old ladies who are afraid of their own shadows. This last time, we had a choice between a strong, brave, and very smart woman and a weak little poltroon who's afraid of everything and can't spell hamburger. We chose the poltroon. America is never going to get an award for making good choices. We might, in the future, make a really good choice again. If we have a future. But no matter how good it might be, it won't undo the Trump Mistake, Part Two (The Return Of DonOld). I know, somewhere out there in MAGA Land ((Call it Fantasy Land if you want, and you might get sued by Disney but you will be accurate)), someone is saying, "Sir, he's a lot braver than you give him credit for." Really? He's afraid of ramps, electric boats, tomatoes, journalists, and sharks. And those are just the things he's publicly admitted to be afraid of. I'm sure the whole list is much longer. It makes sense because his Cult also thinks he's smart and honest. Also thinking he's Brave gives them the full delusional package. ************* Trump to skip out on annual dinner honoring journalists amid ongoing battle with press Story by Cami Mondeaux • 5h • 2 min read https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-to-skip-out-on-annual-dinner-honoring-journalists-amid-ongoing-battle-with-press/ar-AA1CZh5V?ocid=TobArticle --------------------------------- How Teddy Roosevelt Got Shot and Still Did an 84 Minute Speech Weird History