It's Good Friday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusive #1896)

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Happy Good Fractious Friday, Radio Rangers! This is an eggstra special day here in the Neon Fun Jungle. eggstra expensive, too. Especially if you're planning on buying eggs. In fact, if you're shopping for eggs today, you're likely to call today, "Obscenely overpriced Inadequate Friday." "Obscenely Inadequate" is, coincidentally enough, also the Secret Service code name for Tiny D. Trump, the Hyper Inflation/Poverty King. You know what else DonOld is good at? Disease. He is bringing back Measles ((Michigan confirms first measles outbreak since 2019! Article Linked Below)). See, Michigan? That's what you get for supporting an incompetent conman who's almost as stupid as you are? That's all for this one, but, as usual, to keep the critics from saying, "It's too short, Sir!" I'll talk for a minute about my Staff. Because they're all modeling bunny outfits. It's just like Halloween, with a religious flair. I'm not big on religion, but I do like Catholic schoolgirl uniforms accessorized with bunny ears and tails. And colored Easter egg-style edible body paint in strategic places. ************* UPI News Michigan confirms first measles outbreak since 2019 Story by Darryl Coote • 1d • 3 min read