Law Of Three (Mylot Exclusive #1898)

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Buongiorno, Radio Rangers! You've probably heard by now that Pope Frank, AKA The Woke Pope, has died ((For Further Details, See The Article Linked Below)). What you may not have heard, unless you're one of the many journalists who illegally broke into the open and unrestricted Signal Chat after I invited you, just to make me look bad, is that the Chief sent me to Rome yesterday to handle a very unexpected and strongly sudden surge in demand for Italian greeting cards. But I am back now. And I brought pasta and wine for everyone. Buon Appetito, Radio Rangers! I am looking at the potential bright side of this situation. If the Law Of Three---The Law that says that famous people have to die in groups of three---kicks in and restricts itself to political leaders this time, Tiny D. Trump and his boss and puppetmaster, Putin, could be the next two to go. I'm going to be very powerfully wishing for that. It's not an unreasonable request. Trump is 78 years old. Vlad is 72. People that age die every day. And I'm not even locked into those two. It could be Trump and Shady Vance. Or Trump and Xi Jinping. Xi is 71. It could even be Trump and Viktor Mihály Orbán. Any of those combinations would make me happy. Viktor is a little bit of a stretch. He's only 61, and people his age do die but not constantly, all day long, like the other age groups. Ciao, Radio Rangers! ************* live: Pope Francis dies live: Muere el papa Francisco Global tributes pour in to honor Pope Francis after his death By JAMEY KEATEN Updated 10:26 AM CDT, April 21, 2025