I truly don't get it--the dog will be here again tonight

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I understand that Whiskey has massive separation anxiety and my former neighbor is nuts about the dog. I get it. When she lived up here (where Smoky McSmokerson now lives) I had no issue with grabbing him when I got back from work to have him stay until she got back. She moved and I was fine with watching him on weekends when she had 12 hour shifts. She moved back into the complex a few months ago and yes I was fine with watching him when I'm around. Like he was here literally 4 days in a row. She moved a good 20-25 minutes away yesterday. I'm happy for her to get out of that bad situation. She just texted and asked if I wanted to hang with Whiskey for a couple of hours tonight. First of all I love how she always phrases it like she is doing me a favor to watch her dog. Secondly--wut? You're driving 25 minutes to drop your dog here? She must be going out somewhere around here. The hilarious thing is she can't invite me to go along since she needs me to watch the dog. Oh well. Charlie will be happy. Maybe she will take my garbage bag out to the dumpster as a thanks. She did a couple of days ago.