jokes

Wow, where did you hear this one? It is pretty cleaver, I'll have to tell this one to my husband

read this i hope you all will laugh much louder "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

Seventy-three year old Sol had worked in the garment center all his life, never finding the time to get married. But one day a beautiful seventeen-year-old girl walked into the store and it was love at first sight. Within a month Sol and Rachel were married and on the way to Florida for their honeymoon. "So how was it?" asked Herschel, Sol's partner, on the couple's return. "Oh, just beautiful," replied a starry-eyed Sol. "The sun, the surf . . . and we made love almost every night, we--" "Just a minute," interrupted Herschel. "At your age, forgive me for asking, you made love almost every night?" "Oh yes," said Sol, "we almost made love Saturday, we almost made love Sunday . . ."

That is a good one.

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