jokes
By erprabhu35
@erprabhu35 (528)
India
December 2, 2006 8:14pm CST
Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?
12 responses
@charmedone (593)
• United States
13 Dec 06
Defense Lawyer's Good News
"I have good news and bad news," the defense lawyer says to his client.
"What's the bad news?"
The lawyer says, "Your blood matches the DNA found at the murder scene."
"Dammit!" cries the client. "What's the good news?"
"Well," the lawyer says, "Your cholesterol is down to 140."
@atul_asv (520)
• India
10 Dec 06
Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street
which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants
to buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji says "Yes". "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared.
Having waited for several hours the Sardarji
figured he was taken for a ride.
On the next day, the Sardarji is again walking
along the same street and the
same man asks him to buy the clock.
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a
ladder." The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says...
"I am not a fool.This time, you wait and I'll go
get a ladder."
@spikynimit (62)
• India
10 Dec 06
nice joke...heres one to cheer u up....
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
