Funniest childhood memory?

I remember when I was about 4 or 5 my parents took us to an exotic animal place. You can feed the animals but must remain in your vehicles. They had all kinds of animals. I chose to pretend I had food in my hand for a wild turkey. Needless to say it bit me. I havent liked turkeys since. lol. No turkeys are ok cute actually.

When I was almost 1 or 1 & half year old while my mom was cooking I kept my hand in the oil and burnt my hand. I always remember it.

We had to carry all textbooks in our school.. otherwise there was a punishment. One day i missed to carry one book, so what i did was i stole the teacher book and showed while cheking was on...

The funniest memory I had or the dumbest thing I remember is me and my brother sitting in the back seat of my moms car and pulling each others hair, screaming till one of us gives up. LOL

one of my funniest memories was when i was going to my friends house and we live next to each other so we just jumped the fence and when i did there was a wire sticking out and it got stuck in my leg and i didnt feel it util my friend told me, which was when we a there barn, istill have the scar on the side of my leg!!!

When I was a kid we were outside playing in the snow and i decided to throw a snowball at my older brother who was inside so i rang the doorbell he opened the door i threw it he ducked and it hit my mother who was unexpectly entering the room... the look on her face was priceless. lol

trying to jump off of my friends garage roof at 7 in a skirt and getting my knickers stick on the guttering ring that holds it up,,hanging there with my friend laughing and not helping one bit,,only funny when i got down and saw it in my minds eye.lol

When our family cat chased the neighbors dog out of yard. She took one swpie at his nose hissed and he was off and running. Not to mention he was huge and she was just a little cat...lol