Two idiots - joke

Hubby and a mate were roller skating. They wanted to show off to a couple of young kids, so they went to opposite ends of the area, and said - you go left, I'll go right. Smack, bang, crash. One right, one left - same direction.

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say,..." "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

hahahahha good one leny.....you little jokester....

Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they returned home and the men went back to work, they sat around at break and discussed their vacation. The first guy says "I don't think I'll ever do that again! Ever since we got back, my old lady flings her arms & hollers, "7 come 11" all night & I haven't had a wink of sleep!" The second guy says "I know what you mean...my old lady played blackjack the whole time we were there and she slaps the bed all night and hollers 'hit me light or hit me hard', and I haven't had a wink of sleep either!" The third guy says "You guys think you have it bad! My old lady played the slots the whole time we were there... every morning, I wake up with a sore dingy and a butt full of quarters!

Thats really a good one!...SAme way i know one joke that in Olden days there was no mirror, once an old man got a small mirror somewhere in a desert. Daily while going out he used to see that which he kept it ina case. His wife noticed that and one day when the old man had gone out, she opened the case and took the mirror and saw, she said in angry voice " oh old man daily you are looking this lady".

oh my god ho ho ho hahahaha . couldnt stop laughing at the height of idiocy of those idiots.

good one i think this is a sardargi joke..... it is very famous joke in india

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hahahahah nice joke go ahead with more shoots

wow....really funny it is...thanks for sharing it with us...