jokes

At Bangalore Airport: Please donate for the Gujarat Earthquake refund. Graffiti on a DTC (Delhi Transport Corps.) bus: Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khana free! A traffic slogan at Bombay-Pune Highway: Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be! An Amul billboard outside the Parliament in New Delhi: Success is relative More the success, more the relatives! Seen on a famous beauty parlour in Bombay: Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your mother! At a New Delhi shopping mall: All patrons are urged to donate generously for the cause of Earthquake "being held" in Gujarat. At a barber-shop in Juhu, Bombay: We need your heads to run our business !

When I was away at Junior College in Boston I lived in a dorm with 34 other girls. Some of us would stay in the dorm on Saturday nights and watch TV. But once in a while four of us would choose a telephone number at random from the white pages. Usually about 10pm we would call the number and ask if Rose was there...The answer was always now you must have the wrong number. After the third time we phoned the last one would dial the number. The people on the other hand were furious by now. She would then ask...Hello, this is Rose....are there any messages. We had a lot of fun with that although we knew it was wrong. Sometimes the people on the other end of the phone would make nasty remarks but that just made it funnier.