DHOOM2
By nishanity
@nishanity (1650)
India
December 4, 2006 8:15pm CST
anyone saw the hindi movie "dhoom2"
man , i did...and trust me, it made me cry... it was tht horrible... do u guys know its story? if u wanna save ur money by not watching, here is the story :
The movie starts with a train carrying some queen in her personal coach
in a desert in some part of this world. Hrithik, a master thief, jumps
from a helicopter and lands bang on top of the train... don't ask me how
he did it, but he did. He dresses himself up like the queen and enters
the queen's coach and flicks her royal crown. While escaping he is
surrounded by 8 - 10 guards all of them in point blank range. All of
them fire and none hit the hero. He uses his surf board to ward off all
the bullets. They could have stopped the train to surround the thief but
hold it, they dint. Hrithik escapes after leaving his mark, the symbol
'A'.
The audience are sitting clueless as to what is happening and we find
our hero Abishek, bips, ali and some big police officers are talking
about the theft that happened in Africa in their Bombay police
headquarters. .. our master mind Abishek comes up with a funda as to when
and where the next robbery is gonna happen. As expected the next crime
is gonna happen in Bombay.
Abishek and bips are waiting in one museum and Ali in
another. Hrithik is standing along with a few statues in the museum
where Abhishek is not there. He stands still and operates a remote
control car or something to steal a big diamond. Half a dozen cops are
walking in and around the diamond but none spot the moving toy... as
expected Abhishek finds out that hrithik might attack the other museum
and rushes to the spot but they are unable to nab the culprit....
Hrithik is ready to leave India when a news channel
announces where he is gonna make a robbery next. Out of curiosity
hrithik goes to the spot to find Ash trying to flick an ancient sword.
She s surrounded by the police officers and thanks to hrithik she makes
a miraculous escape.. The sad part is poor bips breaks her legs. She s
pushed off the fort terrace, but she hangs on to the wall with her hands
but its her legs that get fractured.. Don't ask me how she managed to
hurt her leg while hanging off the fort wall...
Now Ash pleads hrithik to take her along with him as his
accomplice.. After a long and comical dual they finally accept to work
together.
Now comes the turning point of the movie. Ash is a police
informer and she has been forced to do it by our super cop Abishek.
Hrithik and ash travel to Brazil to plan the next robbery and Abishek
and Ali follow them.
Now comes the much awaited INTERVAL... Ugh what a
relief!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
The second half is shot in the beaches of Brazil... the
locations are beautiful. Here comes another bips she is the little sis
of the bips whose leg was broken. Thank god her leg broke or else we
would had to see a couple of bips running along in the beach thanks to
the graphics...
Ash and hrithik now plan for the next robbery. Hrithik shows
her the first coins that were made by humans in a museum and tells her
that it's the next target.. Ash duly informs Abishek of the plans which
hrithik finds out.. An already confused audience is further confused
when the cop, the robber and a couple of babes dance in the beaches in
party mood. The cop is in no mind to nab the criminal because its
against his policy. Nab a culprit only at the scene of the crime.
Now it is hrithik's turn to start with the pathos. Half an
hour of hue and cry and finally ash and hrithik decide that they are in
love and ash is not gonna help Abhishek.. They could have cut short this
scene by 15 odd mins. It would have at least helped the audience..
As usual hrithik and ash make the robbery in front of the
police officers (not only our super cop but also lots of ordinary cops
from Brazil) a chase in magnificent bikes follows. Other than those
bikes nothing is extraordinary in that chase.. The only special effect
is that a helicopter blasts but Abishek and Ali come out of the
helicopter in their bikes unscathed.. Hrithik and ash part ways in two
different bikes. Abishek goes in pursuit of hrithik and Ali in pursuit
of ash.
Hrithik jumps off a cliff along with his bike and opens his
parachute.. Now our hero Abishek doesn't even think for a moment and
jumps along. You would be expecting him to open another parachute..
Behold, that's not gonna happen. He clings on to hrithik and both of
them come down in a single parachute.. Probably a cost cutting measure
as a couple of parachutes would mean extra cost.. Both the stars make a
landing on another cliff. A pathetic stunt follows which is thankfully
put to end by Ali when he arrives at that cliff with ash. Don't ask me
how he came there. He reached a cliff that they both had to jump and
reach in his bike.. Boss you guys could have driven your bikes to this
spot rather than jumping that is what the audience feels but the story
moves along.
Now hrithik makes a super senti dialog that ash takes out
her gun and shoots him. He is thrown off that cliff as a result of the
bullet impact. Abishek being a nice guy tells ash that living without
hrithik would be her punishment and leaves..
We were getting ready to start thinking the movie is over...
no way is it gonna end like that.. The next scene opens 6 months later
in a pub in Fiji islands which is run by ash.. Another surprise is
awaiting the already puzzled audience. Hrithik is alive.. Before ash and
hrithik could start another round of romance Abishek enters to spoil the
fun...
Now hrithik is ready to surrender. He says that he has quit
his robbery and is now ready to give back whatever he stole.. Abishek
collects those details, wishes the lovers, warns them that he will nab
them if they try to rob again (As if he nabbed them throughout the
movie) and walks away..
With a sense of happiness that the robbers were forgiven by
the cop the audience leave the theater..... ..
PS: This is purely my personal opinion of the movie. No offence meant to
any hrithik/ash/ Abishek/bipasha fans...
To err is human, but when the eraser wears out before the pencil, you're
overdoing it a little!
7 responses
@Blossomdcouto (19)
• India
11 Dec 06
Dhoom2, was crap. The story was bad,the stunts were bad.
But ur narration was the worst. Anyways Good try.
@amitavroy (4819)
• India
5 Dec 06
well hey man i have no patience to read this much of text
ave you really typed this thing or have u copy p[asted the stuff
cause i dnt think people have this much time to write the whole thing except for that if you are getting paid for
that
@albert_sunny (23)
• India
10 Dec 06
well i after seein this...i wished i was blind...so wud not ve been able 2 see such crap....
