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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass. ------------ -- Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. ------------ --------- On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring. Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile. ------------ -------- Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Patient : Yes. A good doctor. ------------ --------- --------- - 2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more. ============ ========= == Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler. ============ ========= ==== Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T". Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai. ============ ========= ======= Boss : Where were you born ? sardar : Punjab . Boss : which part ? sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab. ============ ====== How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.