Lawyer Jokes
By azhrael
@azhrael (75)
Philippines
December 6, 2006 11:16pm CST
Let's pick on them lawyers.
A teacher, a thief, and a lawyer were standing in front of the pearly gates of heaven.
St. Peter said, "In order for you to enter heaven, you must answer each a question."
First was the teacher.
"What was the name of the infamous ship that was sanked by an iceberg on its maiden voyage?"
The teacher beamed. "Titanic."
St. Peter: "Correct. You may enter the gate now."
Next was the thief.
St. Peter: "And approximately how many died, during that tragic night?"
Thief: "Geez, that's a bit too hard. Luckily, I was watching the movie Titanic when I died. ... About 1,500?"
St. Peer: "Give or take a couple or so. Correct. You may enter the gate."
Then St. Peter turned to the lawyer.
St. Peter: "Now, name each one of them."
4 responses
@ricky1209 (1675)
• India
26 Dec 06
Appreciative, warm and precious like gold
Our friendship won't tarnish or ever grow old
You'll always be there, I know that is true
I'll always be here... always for you.
@danjenkins (646)
• United States
21 Jan 07
At the brain store they sold the brains of heart surgeons for $25,000 per pound .. they sold the brains of nuclear scientists for $100,000 per pound .. and, they sold the brains of attorneys for $10,000,000 per pound .. why? Do you know how many attorneys it takes to get a pound of brains?
