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A boy was talking to his father and asked what was the difference between Confident and confidential "Well son" the father replied " I am confident you are my son. Your friend over there is also my son. That is confidential." A man come home from work and finds his wife in bed with his best friend he shoots and kills his friend His wife replies " If you keep behaveing like that you want have any friends left" A small boy writes a letter to Santa asking for a little brother. Santa sends him a letter back asking him to send him his mother. What is the definition for mistress? The woman between mattress and Mister. What is the difference between stress tention and panic? Stress Wife is pregnant Tention Girlfriend is pregnant Panic is they are both pregnant at the same time.