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A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

a logical joke . a teacher was explaining about the logic in the class. he put his head with the childrens and after 30 minutes of class, he just asked one boy - stand up and tell me one good logic. the logic u tell should be a real one and i will accept the same if it is correct. the boy told by pointing one girl who is the teacher's daughter, sir, you love your daughter very much , and i love you very much , the logic is i love your daughter. How is this. ? Hope u have enjoyed this . (I do not think there is no vulgar in this logical joke ) . If you really loved this one i can logically hope from your the best response.

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say," "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

Waiter : Would you like your coffee black. Customer : What other colours do you have?

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Doctor: “So you lose your temper every time someone calls you a name? Surely that can’t be true!” Santa Singh: “DONT CALL ME SHIRLEY!”

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