More Stupid Warnings..

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Where do these really come from?"Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock.""Caution! Contents hot!" -- On a Domino's Pizza box."Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup."Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee."Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush."Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife."Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old."Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use." -- On a battery."Warning: Do not use on eyes." -- In the manual for a heated seat cushion. "For use on animals only." -- On an electric cattle prod."For use by trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski."Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm."Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty."Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia."Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone."Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers."Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink."Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a milk crate."Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant. "Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station."Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets."Product will be hot after heating." -- On a supermarket dessert box."Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box.