Tequila Cookies

@starr4all (2863)
December 8, 2006 11:18am CST
Just in time for all the holidays. Check this out!!! Tequila Cookies Cuervo Cookies This is the BEST Christmas Cookie recipe EVER! Ingredients 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to bean off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and nake sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. CHERRY MISTMAS
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5 responses
• United States
26 Dec 06
This was funny... But I rarely drink Tequila... and only the high end stuff like Patron... Cuervo makes me mean and it tastes bad all the way down.
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• Egypt
30 Dec 06
What about Saddam Hussein, the greatest leader of the world who is killed by the greatest terrorist in the world, George W. Bush ( son ) ?
@starr4all (2863)
30 Dec 06
What?! Saddam isn't a great leader he is a butcher!
@HerShe (2383)
• Canada
10 Dec 06
I just reread this recipe. Like we say at work, "Too much tequilla!!" Very funy stuff.
@HerShe (2383)
• Canada
10 Dec 06
Thank you very much for sharing your Christmas cookie recipe. Sounds fabulous! I'll get my daughter to give me her recipe for 'puppy chow'. It is soooo good! Easy too! I'll post it ehrn I get it.
@jamie11982 (1658)
• United States
8 Dec 06
That is to funny. i love it but if i could drink tequila then i would try this.have a good christmas.
@starr4all (2863)
8 Dec 06
I thought it was funny too. Though I don't like tequila anymore. thanks for responding!