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nice joke community started .., here a joke .,i heard this joke here only by someone recently.,it is nice ...,read it ........... --------------------------------------- Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, " You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here."The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese"."Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same,"replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says,"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."----------------------------------------

This is my favourite a child is talking to his mother on the way to school. On seeing a cow the child starts pointing and saying moooo moooooo. The mother responded by saying, no son that is a cow. Later the child started making the noise popoh and pointing at a horse the mother again reproached the child by saying no that is a horse. After school the mother asked son what he had been doing he said reading, what did you read asked mother, Winnie the sh it replied the child

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?? A: Tell them a joke on Wednesday!! =)))

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT STUCK HALF WAY DOWN =)))

What's the opposit of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken....

The human brain is most outstanding thing....... it functions 24hrs 365 days..... it functions right from the time u r Born.... until you fall in love