sardarji jokes ??

once sardar got fed up with people making fun of him.so he went to his wife and asked to tell any joke in which he is not involved.then her wife says" i am pregnent"

A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath. The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but the friend saved him. After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE. The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him, "After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand and now, you write on a stone, why?" The other friend replied "When someone hurts us we should write it down in sand where winds of forgiveness can erase it away. But, when someone does something good for us, we must engrave it in stone where no wind can ever erase it." LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND AND TO CARVE YOUR BENEFITS IN STONE. They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them. Send this phrase to the people you'll never forget. It's a short message to let them know that you'll never forget them. Do not value the THINGS you have in your life.. But! value WHO you have in your life! Quick! send this on within the next 5 minutes! Nothing will happen if you don't, but those people will be glad to hear from you!! best FRIENDS ARE THERE TO FORGIVE AND HELP U IN NEED FROM BEST FRIEND

yea i know about this joke

Missing Donket 11 of 161 Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passer by saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?" The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too Parliament Blast 12 of 161 Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh got fed up with the Indian Govt and decided to blow up the parliament. They took 2 bombs, put them in a suitcase in the front seat of their car and set off. Hari Singh asks "What happens if the bombs blast off now". Gani Singh says "Don't worry. I have a spare bomb in the back seat" Selling the Car 13 of 161 A sardar from Delhi had an old car, which had run for over a 1,00,000 kilometers. He wanted to sell it, but was not getting a good price because of its excess mileage. He approached a friend of his and asked for help. The friend gave him an address in and asked him to visit a mechanic there. The mechanic would adjust the meter so that it shows only 30,000 kilometers. The sardar thanked him and left the place. For a few days, the friend did not see the sardar. He assumed that the sardar had sold the car. A few weeks later, the sardar came to see the friend in the same car. The friend was surprised and asked -"What happened? Why have you not sold your car yet?" The sardar replied - "Why should I? It has run for only 30,000 kilometers. The Soldier 14 of 161 Once in the Indo Pakistan war, Pakistan was fighting fiercely and capturing everything in sight. A sikh camp called Gurudwara hideout was crucial to defend from the Pakistanis as it contained all the defence secrets. The Pakistani forces surrounded the base and the sikhs had thought that they had lost the battle but, suddenly out of the bushes jumps Cptn. Hari Singh wearing a Maachar dani! (mosquito net) He Pulls out his AK-47 rifle and fires like mad. The Pakistanis run off quickly. The next day Hari Singh gets a medal. His freinds ask him "Yaar thu maachar daani kyon pehenke gaya tha?" Hari Singh replies "Maachar daani itni patli hote hain ki agar maachar nahin ghus sakte, goli kahan se ghussenghi? In the following war Hari Singh retires and his son Gani Singh joins the army. Pakistanis are again surrounding the Gurudwara hideout, the sikhs again think they've lost the war but out of the bushes erupts Gani Singh wearning nothing he tries do shoo away the Pakistanis like his father did but instead gets shot. In the hospital his friends tell him "aare yaar, therre bap me tho itni akal thi ki vo maachar daani pehin ke gaya tha, aur tu nunga chale gaya" Gani Singh replies "aare yaar main tho mosquito repellent laga ke gaya tha"! Answering Machine 15 of 161 A sardarji once took an answering machine home in Punjab and disconnected it within a couple of days because he was getting complaints from his relatives like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ki ghar pe nahin hai" Last Coach 18 of 161 A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements. His coach was the last coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and so sardarji's coach was jerking heavily. This made him not to prepare for the speech. Annoyed by the event, next day in the meeting, his first point towards improvement of railway department was "There should not be last coach in any train."" Long Journey 16 of 161 A Surd was going by train from Delhi to Bombay. He kept getting off at every station to buy a ticket till the next station. When the train reached Delhi, the Surd's co-passengers asked him why he kept on buying tickets instead of buying a ticket for the entire. The Surd replied that his doctor had advised him against taking long journeys Bad Temper 17 of 161 Two men involved in an angry argument. One was burly Sardarji; other a frail Bania. Sardarji who was getting the worst of the argument lost his temper and slapped the Bania. "Did you hit me in anger or did you do it in mazaak (jest)? demanded the Bania.Of course I slapped you in anger, roared the Sardarji. That's all right, replied the Bania, "because I don't like to be made mazaak (fun) of." Yes / No Questions 18 of 161 Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Y for Heads and N for Tails. Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. Oye, I finished the exam in half and hour. "But yaar", he says, " I am rechecking my answers."

One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing?" Singh answered, "No, I am Banta Singh." Another guy came and asked the him the same question. Singh answered, No No Me Banta Singh!" Third one came and asked him the same question again. Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?" The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing." The Singh slapped him on his face and said, "Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and your are sitting over here!"

What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE........ Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai...... Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai. ________________________________________________________ Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.

Husband says to his wife, "Dear, if I were to die, would you remarry?" Wife thinks about this and says, "I'm still young, yes I think I would." Husband says, "Ok. But if you did, would you live in our house, and sleep in our bed?" Wife considers and says, "Yes, this is a nice home, I would stay here, and I'd also keep the bed." Husband says, "Would you let him use my golf clubs?" Wife says, "No, my dear, I couldn't do that." Husband asks, curiously, "Why is that?" Wife says, "He's left handed."

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These are old jokes, just the people/country has been changed. These jokes are the kind of jokes that can be said about people from any country.

Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!

A SARDARJI in library bangs down a book & says: too boring, too many characters and no story. LIBRARIAN:oh! u r the one who took the phne directory away?