Nothing to change...
By vivekkhatta
@vivekkhatta (60)
India
December 10, 2006 8:04am CST
here is how peoples thinks about differently on each fact...just read n enjoy....dont take it seriously...
The new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech:
"My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family", she said "Firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine. No, I will never do that, never in a million years".
"What do you mean my child?" Asked the father in law.
"What I mean dad is (looking at her father in law):
Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked shouldn't stop at my account, and those who used to Clean should continue cleaning".
"Then what are you here for?" Asked the mother in law.
"As for me, my job is to entertain your son!"
2 responses
@swappankumar (395)
• India
10 Dec 06
nice joke ..one from mine side
A man is walking around the streets of the city one day when he spies an old friend of his from college."George!" he yells. "I haven't seen you in ages! How have you been?""Well," George replies. "I am the Clarinet player for the International Orchestra.""Spectacular!" the man replies."It is not what you might think, my friend. We play for the king of England, he loves the music. He says 'Fill the instruments with gold!' and they fill the Tuba with gold and they fill the Saxophone with gold, and me with the ...ing Clarinet.""We play for the queen of France. She loves the music; she says 'Fill the instruments with silver!' and they fill the Tuba with silver and they fill the Saxophone with silver, and me with the ...ing Clarinet."Then we play for the czar of Russia. He hates the music; he say 'Shove the instruments up their back!' and the tuba doesn't fit and the Saxophone doesn't fit. And me with the ....ing Clarinet!"
