DO YOU LIKE GENIE?READ ON...
By precy828
@precy828 (1294)
Philippines
December 10, 2006 8:31pm CST
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A man was walking along a California beach and
stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and
rubbed it and out popped a genie!
The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp,
blah, blah blah. This is the fourth time this month
and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes. So
you can forget about getting three wishes. You only
get one wish.
The man sat down on the beach and thought about it
for awhile. Then he said, "I've always wanted to go
to Hawaii; but I'm scared to fly and I get very
seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so
that I can drive over there to visit?"
The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible!
Think of the logistics of that! How would the
supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific?
Think of how much concrete... how much steel...!
No. Think of another wish."
The man tried to think of another wish. Finally, he
said, "I've been married and divorced several times.
My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm
insensitive. So I wish that I could understand
women... know how they feel inside and what they're
thinking when they give me the silent
treatment...know why they're crying...know what they
really want when they say, 'Nothing'...know how to
make them truly happy...."
The genie said, "You want that bridge two lanes or
four?"
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1 response
@shoelover (896)
• Australia
11 Dec 06
oh I love it. Thankyou. Would you like another genie joke?
Three girls were stuck on a desert island and had no way of getting off. They found a magic lamp so they polished it and whoosh out came a genie. The genie saw the three girls and said ok you each get one wish. The redheaded girl said I want to be a moviestar in hollywood and live in a big mansion. Poof she's off the island. The brunette said. I want to be married to a rich man who will worship the very ground I walk on and live in a big mansion. Poof, she's off the island. The blonde looked around and saw there was only her and the genie left and she knew once she made her wish the genie would go. So she said oh I wish my friends were back on the island with me.