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Crazy questions even the internet can"t answer! If people evolved from apes, then why are there still apes? Why do we press harder on a remote when we know the battries are flat? can you cry under water? why do people believe you when you you say there are four billion stars but check when you say paint is wet? why doesn"t glue stick to the inside of the tube? why do they use sterilised needles for execution by lethal injection? how come Tarzan didn"t have a bread? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but duck when a baddie throws a gun at him? Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? whose curel idea was it put an S in "lisp"? What"s the speed of dark? Are there reserved parking spaces for able-bodied people at the Special Olympics? If you sent someone a consignment of polystyrene, what would you pack it in? If the temperature is zero outside today and it"s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? Why do banks charge a fee for having "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money in your account to pay it? If it"s true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing? what level of importance must a person have before they are considered assassinated instead of murdered? Why does round pizza come in a square box? how is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on our bigger suitecase? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every couple of hours? why do people pay to go up tall buildings then put money into binoculars to look at things on the ground? why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? They"re going to see you naked anyway. if all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? Why is an actor in a movie but on TV? Do fish ever get thristy? can you still get concerned if you"re in a round room? Why don"t birds fall out of trees when they are asleep? Orange: which came first, the fruit or the color? if corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, should we boycott baby oil. Why is it called a "building" when it"s already built? If you were travelling at the speed of sound and turned on your radio, would you be able to hear it? if you were driving at the speed of light and turn on your headlight, what would happened? Why is it called a TV set when there is only one of it? Why do the speedmeters on cars go up to speeds that are both completely illegal and well beyond the capability of the car? see how many questions u understand and how many u can actually answer them...