What is the funniest fortune cookie that you have gotten?

One time my son got one of those fortunes that says "Help me I'm being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory". He was little still and when we read it to him he got so upset. He kept insisting we call the police and help the guy at the bakery! lol He finally believed me that it was a joke.

I have also gotten the "you like Chinese food" cookie. I had taken my mom to her first Chinese restaurant. My mom is very cynical with new things and even though she was all grouchy and picky, she loved every minute of the experience. Anyway, we got our cookies and when she opened hers up, she smiled for the first time during the whole meal. It said "I have no fortune for you today. Even the cookie needs a day off." Finally, a cookie as cynical as my mother.

sry never eaten a fortune cookie.......... I will certainly tell if i eat one