Both boys and girls are different in taste before marriage. Here's a joke.
@blossomingflower (636)
India
December 11, 2006 4:24am CST
Here's a joke from me. The occasion is the traditional Indian way of meeting a boy and girl during their engagement before marriage.
Boy to the Girl
"I will be more happy if you serve me wine with your 3 inch in width and 6 inch in length glass, it's still ok for me if you serve it in 6 inch in width and 10 inch in length glass, but I will be unhappy if you serve it in 20 inch width and 20 inch in length glass.
Girl to the Boy
"I will be more happy if you serve me wine with your 12 inch in length and 8 inch in width glass, it's still ok for me if you serve it in 9 inch in length and 6 inch in width glass, but I will be more unhappy if you serve it in 2 inch in lenth and 2 inch in width glass.
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@ricky1209 (1675)
• India
30 Dec 06
Two rich men were talking over coffee and croissants at their country club one day and one of them said to the other one, Hey, I tell you my driver is really stupid... you don't think so?
Let me show you. And he called his driver Banta Singh over and said, "Banta, here is a 10 dollar bill, go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes." To which Banta replied, "Yes Sir! Right away!" and rushed off to the showroom.
The rich man turned to his friend and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."
The other rich man said, "That's nothing, you want to see stupid, I will show you stupid." And he called his driver, Santa Singh: "Santa, go home now and check to see if I'm at home."
