cute joke
By Polly1
@Polly1 (12645)
United States
December 11, 2006 8:14pm CST
A retired doctor goes into a store to look around. He comes out 5 minutes later and sees a police officer ticketing a car.
The retired doctor then approaches the officer and says; "Can't you give a senior person a break?!" The officer looks at him, shakes his head and still puts the ticket on the car window.
The doctor then calls him a few names and the officer starts to write up another ticket for worn tires and puts that one beside the other ticket on the window. This continues on for about 20 minutes with the doctor abusing the officer with words and the officer giving him more and more tickets on the windshield.
Finally, the doctor has finally had his enjoyment for the day and turns and walks the two blocks back to his apartment. The same way as always, the same two blocks he walks everyday to the store near his home.
Just as the officer, still very confused, gets into his car to drive off, the owner of the car comes out of the store and sees all the tickets on his windshield.
This is the retired doctors idea of having a good day
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15 responses
@ricky1209 (1675)
• India
30 Dec 06
Bholaji goes to the doctor and says "Doc, I ache all over. Every where I touch it hurts."
The doc says "Ok, touch your elbow."
Bholaji touches his elbow and winces in genuine pain.
The doc, surprised,says "touch your head."
Bholaji touches his head and jumps in agony.
The doc asks him to touch his knee and the same thing happens.
Every where Bholaji touches it hurts like hell.
The doc is stumped and orders a complete examination with X-rays etc... and tells Bhola to come back after two days.
Two days later Bhola comes back and the doctor says, "We've found your problem..."
"Oh yeah? what is it ?"
'You've broken your finger!'
@Serjas (2328)
• India
30 Dec 06
mmmm....nice jokes.....now my turn
Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train.
He had to
get off on station that came up at 4 am.
He asked the
guy sitting opposite him on the train to wake
him up
at 4 am and gave him Rs 20 to do so. This guy
was a
barber, and felt that for Rs 20 the passenger
deserved
more service. So, when he fell asleep, the barber
quietly shaved off is beard!
When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken
up,
and he went home. Reaching home he went to wash
his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the
mirror.
His wife said, " What's the matter?"
He replied, "The cheat on the train has taken
Rs 20
from me and has woken up someone else!!!"
for more
http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/499605.aspx
@marciascott (25529)
• United States
12 Dec 06
That was cute, I thought it was the Doctors car myself, just like the police thought it was his car. funny.
can you believe this weather I love it.
@kosty2007 (197)
• Romania
3 Jan 07
One day these two fine southern ladies were sittin' on the front porch having some iced tea. One of the women sticks out her hand for the other woman to see, and in her long southern drawl says "Look at this ring my husband gave me. Isn't it nice?" To which the other woman replies, "Oh that's nice, that's real nice." The first woman then says, "And just last month he took me on one of them Caribbean cruises." The second woman again replies, "Oh that's nice, that's real nice." "Well sweetheart doesn't your husband ever buy you nice things or send you nice places?" "Oh", the second woman responds, "When we first got married he did send me to etiquette school." "Why'd he do that?" the first woman asks. To which the second fine southern woman replies, "Well you see, before, when someone told me about the jewellery their husband gave them, or the trips he sent her on, I would have just said I don't give a f*ck, but now I say that's nice, that's real nice."
@whitematter (501)
• India
29 Dec 06
good one, what about this
In order to develop friendly relationship between the two countries, Bush and Gorbatchov decided to visit each others country regularly. The first visit was by Gorbatchov to the USA.
There Bush showed him America's modern telecommunication systems. It was so good that Gorbatchov made a call to Stalin in hell and talked to him for 5 minutes! The bill for the call came to only $1.
When Bush came back, he wanted USSR's telecommunication systems to be better. Suitable arrangements were made. Bush visited the telecom department and talked to Roosevelt in hell for 5 minutes. But this time, the bill was $500!
Bush asked with a sarcastic smile - "Why are telephone calls to hell so costly in Russia?"
A high level diplomat gave a smiling reply - "From America to hell, it is a local call, Sir, while from Russia it is long distance!".
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@sweetlady10 (3611)
• United States
30 Dec 06
This is funy! But in reall I can't imagine one doctor doing this lol.
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@silver1beans (281)
• United States
22 Feb 07
LOL that was a very good and cute joke it would of stunk to been the guy with all those tickets thou. But hey it would be funny to be the guy making that guy have all the tickets.
@prasad1961 (5597)
• India
12 Dec 06
"I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist.
"I'm sorry sir." she replied. "He's out right now, but..."
"Thank you," interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again ?"
@prasad1961 (5597)
• India
12 Dec 06
A lady seats herself in the dentist's chair and tells the dentist, "I'd just as soon have a baby as have a tooth filled".
Dentist replies, "Make up your mind, lady so I'll know how to adjust this chair"
@gewcew23 (8007)
• United States
16 Jan 07
Very cute will have to remember this to tell to my friends. Keep them coming.
@oxximitzu (413)
• Romania
12 Dec 06
cute joke , :)) ahahah , i have one , old i guess , Why did the chicken cross the road? Answer , To get on the other side :)))) lool
@stud_muffin (270)
• India
23 Jan 07
Banta and a Bengali Babu were talking about their State s patriotic history during the freedom struggle. The debate heated up and both ended up claiming that their state had the maximum number of freedom fighters.
They finally agreed on a method to find which of the states had more freedom fighters. Each person would say the name of a freedom fighter from his state and pull one hair out of his opponents head. Both of them began earnestly.
"Bhagat Singh" said Santa and pulled one hair from the Bengali.
"Netaji" said the Bengali and did the same.
They continued like this for some time, but soon exhausted all known freedom fighters. The Bengali, however, was very clever. He used Santa s ignorance and reeled off a lot of imaginary names.
Banta was stuck. He did not know any more Punjabi freedom fighter`s name. He thought deeply for a moment, jumped on the Bengali`s head and pulled all his hair out shouting - "JallianWala Bagh".
@stud_muffin (270)
• India
23 Jan 07
A man got a call from his doctor who said "I have some bad news and some terrible news, which would you rather hear first?"
The man says "The bad news."
The doctor says "The lab messed up your tests and when they re-did them, they found out you only have 48 hours to live!"
The man exclaimed "What could be more terrible than that!!??"
The doctor replied "we tried all day yesterday to get hold of you but your phone was busy!"
