joke time 2!!
By rmai358
@rmai358 (56)
Philippines
December 12, 2006 6:32pm CST
Chinese Detective:
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.
so, he hired a famous chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch & report any activities that might develop.
A few days later, he recieved this Report:
Most Honorable SIr;
You leave house
He come house
I watch
He and She leave house
I Follow
He and She get on train
I Follow
He and She go in hotel
I climb tree - looking in window
He kiss she
She kiss He
He strip She
She strip He
He play with She
She play with he
I play with me
Fall out of tree. Not see
NO FEE
HAVE A NICE DAY!
^_^
4 responses
@mridig (202)
• India
6 Jan 07
Friendship
Load Friendship between Women:
A woman didn't come home one night.
The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends.
None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship between Men:
A man didn't come home one night.
The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house.
The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
@ricky1209 (1675)
• India
30 Dec 06
would you direct me to the First National Bank?
Yes - for a dollar.
A dollar! Isn't that asking too much?
Not for a bank director.
@mridig (202)
• India
6 Jan 07
New Kilt
Load In Scotland, the most important time for a young lad is when he "comes of age" and is allowed to purchase and wear his first kilt. A couple of weeks before his important birthday, a young lad went to a tailor shop and found the material he wanted for his first kilt.
He took the material to the tailor and said, "I'd like ye to make me a kilt with this material here and, if ye don't mind, I'd like ye to make me a pair of matching underwear for it. I hear it gets a might drafty up dem tings!"
So the tailor took the material and promised to call the young lad when the order was completed. A few days later the tailor called the lad back to the shop.
"Here's ye kilt, and here's ye matching underwear, and here's five yards of the material left over. Ye might want to take it home and keep it in case you want anything else made of it."
So the lad rushed home with his order, threw the material in his room, and donned his kilt. In his excitement, he decided to run to his girlfriend's house to show off his new purchase. Unfortunately, in his excitement, he forgot to don his underwear.
When his girlfriend answered the door, he pointed to his kilt and said, "Well, what'd ye think?"
"Ah, but dat's a fine looking kilt," she exclaimed.
"Aye, and if ye like it, ye'll really like what's underneath," he stated as he lifted his kilt to show here.
"Oh, but dat's a dandy," his girlfriend shouted admiringly.
Still not realizing that he didn't have his underwear on he exclaimed quite proudly, "Aye, and if ye like it, I've got five more yards of it at home!"
