Yo Momma Jokes!

yo mamma so fat when she goes swimin in d ocean da whales start singin we are family

soory buddy dont know Yo Monna jokes, but red this its too good LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES ... (READ THEM OUT LOUD) 1) That's not right...............Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ..Hu Yu Hai Ding? 3) See me ASAP....................Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man.....................Dum Gai 5) Small Horse....................Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the beach?.......Wai Yu So Tan? 7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Ni 8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat 9) It's very dark in here.........Wai So Dim? 10) I thought you were on a diet..Wai Yu Mun Ching? 11) This is a tow away zone.......No Pah King 12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week...Wai YuKum Nao? 13) Staying out of sight...........Lei Ying Lo 14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka 15) Great..........................Fu Kin Su Pah

yo momma is so fat they stopped letting her wear malcolm x jackets because helicoptors kept landing on her back