why dont u share a joke with me!
By Ravirocks
@Ravirocks (489)
India
December 13, 2006 5:00am CST
just read this one
Only One Kiss--
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked,"I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
Now its ur turn
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@22651479 (88)
• India
14 Dec 06
A woman in our diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight.
She'd made her family's favorite cake over the weekend, she reported,
and they'd eaten half of it at dinner. The next day, she said, she
kept staring at the other half, until finally she cut a thin slice for
herself. One slice led to another, and soon the whole cake was gone.
The woman went on to tell us how upset she was with her lack of
willpower, and how she knew her husband would be disappointed.
Everyone commiserated, until someone asked what her husband said when
he found out.
She smiled. "He never found out. I made another cake and ate half!"
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@Xrated (3765)
• Pakistan
13 Dec 06
What is a Kiss In view of...
Geometry:
"Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 lips!
Economics:
"Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!
PHYSICS:
"Kiss is the process of charging a human body!
Computer:
"Like a LAN, in whick 2 bodies r connected without any
DATA CABLE"!!
lolz!
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