Funny!!!!!

Huh?! I don't get it coz you mentioned that they perfect man and perfect woman had met and get wed then how come that along the story .... its only the perfect woman who exists....duhhh. What is this all the perfect woman's dream, imagination or what? Or are you implying that woman have some hallucinations or is always day dreaming and that's the reason why this perfect woman got into a car accident? Huh! at least women are perfect and are dreaming of having and finding a perfect man to be by her side ... if that's the case.

LOL Top Rated Man..

Yes you are absolutely right There is no perfection I read this thing someone mailed it to me Nice share buddy

this is a funny joke.i don''t have aloke to compete with what you guys have posted so i am just going to say my opinion on your joke.

Its really interesting. Though i am a woman(hopefully not perfect) i liked your joke

he boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper..!! "Hello." "Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No." Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes." the child whispered. "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman." Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered answer. Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?" "A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice. "What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed. In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper." Alarmed, concerned, and even more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?" Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: "me."!!

this is cute, ive heard it before, but its still good lol

I have heard this one many times before, and it still seems to amuse me all of the time. Thanks for sharing.

LOL! I read this some time ago, but it made me laugh a second time around. Way to go! I needed a good laugh today!

ha ha lol its still very funny although i have read this joke before. thanks!

Yes very very funny!! Nice joke I hope a lot of people will post such as like this for us to enjoy more being here in Mylot!!!. Keep up the good work!!

nice joke...

goood one

superb

If women listened to what we were told to do then this world would be in a world of hurt. Oh and by the way more men then women have accidents its a known fact from a insurance company said 65% percent of men have accidents to a womans 35%. They said men drive faster, are less cautious,and have more accidents. But i did like your little joke it was funny.

This is funny

this one is a damn cool.... you are right there is nobody who is perfect but women always view themselves as perfect....

we can make like this we enjoy

Dear Friend Enjoy this... See what small punctuation signs n spelling mistakes can do: So Sweet are the messages that you have to bear with them at times. Have a look, what they delivered to someone: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ TELEGRAM #1 A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed. exams, which the father receives as : "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED." TELEGRAM #2 A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here." The message received by wife was: "I wish you were her." TELEGRAM #3 A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn came,it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue,she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as: "Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady." TELEGRAM #4 A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent's house inDelhi. When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his employee to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer. He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted. It was written:'sethji aaj mar gaye ! ( Sethji Ajmer gaye ). Finally a Bakery Product: A well experienced professional wanted to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake. Well he thinks for a while and says: let's put, "you are not getting older, you are getting better". The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put it?" The man says, Well put "You are not getting older" at the top and "You are getting better" at the bottom. The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened. The entire party watched the message decorated onthe cake: "You are not getting older at the top, You are getting better at the bottom".

A library is a somewhat easy place to annoy the people sitting around you, but for those of you with less then stellar creativity, i have made a list of things you can do... 1. Read out loud. Very loud. And slowly. 2. While pointing to a very simple word, like 'the', ask the person next to you if he/she can pronounce it for you. 3. While looking at your book, turn so you’re facing the person. Then, peer over the top of your book, and say "PEEKABOO!!" 4. Put down you book, and look over and start reading the other persons book, and, either 1) say "Ooo. Nice book." or 2) when he/she looks at you, quickly pick up your book and act like your reading it. 5. Suddenly look over at him/her, and say, "You’re one of THEM!" 6. Put down you book, and look at him/her. When they says something like "what?", cut them off by saying "Are you accusing me of something?" 7. Read your book. Upside down. 8. Read your book from right to left. And flip the pages the same way. 9. Flip the page every two or so seconds. 10. Pick up your book, put it down, and say, "Wow. That was a good book." 11. Read silently, and then as if speaking to the character in your book, say, "No, Jim! It's a trap! Don't do it!!" Then turn to the person and reply solemnly, "He did it." when he/she looks at you. 12. Turn to the person and ask, "Have you ever experienced déjà vu and amnesia at the same time?" 13. Start arguing with yourself, then when he/she looks at you funny, say "Ohh, I'm sorry. I was just telling my subconscious to be quiet." 14. Sit down, and then say to the person next to you, "Hi! My name's (…) and I'm really glad to meet you." 15. Ask him/her if he/she knew there are eddies in the space/time continuum. 16. Ask him/her what species he/she is. 17. Every so often, yelp in pain, and look at your feet. 18. Bring a bag or purse, and peer into it and say, "Got enough air in their?" or, "Settle down in there. I'm trying to read!" 19. Ask them what their name is, and then when they start to reply, cut them off by saying, "No it isn't!" 20. Break the silence by making a bodily function noise, then say, "Wow! That was a good one!" 21. Every time the person next to you turns the page, make a strange sound, or a beep. 22. Announce the page number each time you turn a page. 23. Constantly shift in your seat, and if the person next to you asked what is wrong, reply by saying, "I'm constipated. Hehe." 24. Spell every single word as you read it. 25. Chew gum with your mouth open, and smack your lips while reading