Reasons why the English language is hard to learn!

@Furrukh (701)
Pakistan
December 13, 2006 12:13pm CST
1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. 13) They were too close to the door to close it. 14) The buck does funny things when the does are present. 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail. 18) After a number of injections my jaw got number. 19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear. 20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. 21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
3 responses
• United States
20 Dec 06
Yes, English is very hard to learn!
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• United States
20 Dec 06
That's good, thanks for sharing it. I know that a lot of the words and phrases are odd, even the spelling. Whole/hole for instance. Or, we park on the driveway, and drive on the park way. I love you is okay with your friend, It's easy to say and makes sense.
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@tomservo (164)
• United States
13 Dec 06
nice cut and paste from http://siri.uvm.edu/ppt/humor/learnenglish.html
@Furrukh (701)
• Pakistan
13 Dec 06
;)