Yo momma is so .................................................................

I have lots of jokes. I like the yo momma jokes. Here is one. Yo Momma is so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the trojan man! Ha, I like that one.

I know a lot, some of my favorites are: Yo momma is so stupid, your uncle told her he bought her a color TV and she asked what color it was. You momma is so fat, when she steps on the scale it says " Sorry, we don't accept livestock. Yo momma is so fat, she floated out to sea and Spain claimed her for the new world. Yo momma is so fat she cut her leg and gravy poured out

Yo' mama is so fat... ...she deep-fries her toothpaste!

what is yo momma joke?

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world. Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy. Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio. Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared. Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes! Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper. Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs. Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. My Favorite... Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.