4 pundits
By skoda5132
@skoda5132 (104)
India
December 14, 2006 8:06am CST
There were 4 Pandits in Mumbai. They decided to start a business.
They had a lot of discussions on the type of business and finally decided to start a hotel.
They selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel.
The hotel was inaugrated and was awaiting its first customer.
The Pandits waited and waited but nobody turned up.
The story was the same the next day. A week passed but noboby turned up.
WHY?
Bcos there was a sign at the entrance "Visitors not allowed."
After the failure of their hotel they decided to start an auto garage.
They bought the best of car servicing equipments and soon started the garage.
The 4 Pandits waited that day for the first car to arrive but no car entered their Garage.
They waited for one day, 2 days ,a week but no car came to their garage.
WHY?
B'cos their garage was on the first floor.
After this failure they decided to fall back on the good old taxi driving.
They bought a new Premier Padmini running on CNG and began to look for passengers.
They drew past Churchgate but nobody hailed their taxi.
They went to Nariman point yet nobody hailed their taxi.
They drove to Chatrapati Shivaji Terminus, even there nobody hailed their taxi.
In desperation they kept on driving all around Mumbai but alas no one hailed their taxi.
WHY?
B'cos all the four Pandits were sitting in the taxi.
All the 4 Pandits were very disgusted with their naseeb and decided to push their taxi into the sea at Marine Lines.
They started pushing their taxi.
They pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch.
They decided to rest for the night and start the next day.
The next day the story repeated itself.
The taxi just wouldn't move.
They pushed for a whole week but the taxi wouldn't budge.
WHY?
B'cos two Panditjis were pushing from front and two from behind
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16 responses
@faultymonkey (169)
•
15 Dec 06
no offence but that first joke sucks...
the second one is a little better tho, and stop saying its the worlds longest joke
@schwarzenegger (41)
• India
15 Dec 06
that is a good 1.but its a long 1.1 need to have lot of patience to go through it.
@neeraj07 (577)
• India
15 Dec 06
Differences
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are only 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage
Do u still wanna get married ?
@supershik (298)
• United States
15 Dec 06
haha that's hilarious thanks for making my day oh so much better i'm going to run and tell this joke to everyone (of course giving you credit for telling me in the first place!)
@manu_ghimire (2626)
• India
14 Dec 06
is this a joke section or story writing competetion is going on
@vasantham (35)
• India
14 Dec 06
This is just like a story with a good moral. Never enter into any work without knowing the consequences. Never try to do a business which you are familiar with.
