humor
By ishqvishq
@ishqvishq (1021)
India
December 14, 2006 7:52pm CST
Girl working in CPU (Credit) of leading financial institution gets proposal for marriage, and rejects the boy as under::
Rejection Memo -
1. Photograph not clear
2. Father name mismatch
3. Name on address proof does not match with communication address
4. Supporting documents does not bear "verified with original"
Boy completes the formalities and applies again. Girl sends proposal back:
1. Proposal does not bear KYC Cheque (Shagun)
2. Min Cheque of Rs 5200 required
3. Bank statement of last 3 months required
Boy does not get discouraged. He sends proposal back again. He also mentions that he has a house in his name that he bought on power of attorney recently . Another rejection follows:
1. Alteration in horoscope, requires authentication.
2. Whitener not allowed in document.
3. Power of Attorney holders cannot commence a relationship
Boy thinks ki aise baat nahin banegi. He sends back proposal with corrections with his aunt who is a common friend of both families. Girl rejects the proposal again:
1. Proposal came through aunt; additional document required to prove relationship
2. Applicants date of birth required/incorrect.
3. Introducer's bank account details also required
Boy goes mad with anguish and writes a woeful letter to the girl stating the story of his heart in beautiful verses in urdu, punjabi and hindi.
Tears roll down his cheeks onto the paper summarising his distress.
Girl receives letter, reads meticulously, and writes back a rejecvtion memo to the boy:
1. Signature on love letter do not match with specimen
2. Parents/Guardians mandatory details not given
3. Documents received in vernacular language not authorized / certification not as per KYC ID proof submitted.
4. Paper soggy, document not clear
The Boy Faints!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!
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5 responses
@satlove (1110)
• India
15 Dec 06
haha......a humoured way to describe the marriage.......
a jokes from me.......
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?
Scroll down for the answer...
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
Men keep'a scrollin'...
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.
@raoprakash (245)
• India
15 Dec 06
NICE ONE BOTH THE JOCKS ARE VERY NICE YOURS AND THAT THE PERSON WHO HAD SEND ANOTHER JOCK HAHAHAHA NICE JOCK
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@ricky1209 (1675)
• India
23 Dec 06
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
@whitematter (501)
• India
23 Dec 06
great one dear
One night, Tim was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Tim and the thief were began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Tim put up a tremendous fight. However, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground. The thief then went through Tim's pockets and searched him. All the thief could find on Tim was 25 cents. The thief was so surprised at this that he asked Tim why he had bothered to fight so hard for a 25 cents.
"Was that all you wanted?" Tim replied, "I thought you were after the five hundred dollars I've got in my shoe!"
