25 things To Do In An Elevator

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1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap him on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4) Call the Suicide Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on. And Ask whether it is safe to commit suicide from there 5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say to the invisible man , "Hi Jumbo!! I love you awesome DT releases! I'll forward the links to all my friends." 6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7) Bring a camera preferably cellphone and ask permission to take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if he has an appointment meet the shrink. 9) Lay down the chess board and ask people if they would like to play. 10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask him if he can hear ticking. 11) Pretend you are a bus conductor and ask for the tickets from the passengers. 12) Ask, "Did you feel that?" 13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing him occasionallyand makes make faces as if you are to puke. 14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 15) Swat at flies that don't exist. 16) Tell people that you can see their aura. 17) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 18) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 19) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 20) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 21) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 22) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 23) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 24) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on." 25) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"