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How can you make the number seven into an even number? just remove "s"from seven

Forward this sms to 10 people and you will get nothing. its true its working even i didn't get anything, but a smile on your face. thats priceless

MEN ARE BETTER FRIENDS! Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night. The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirm that. Men: A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends: 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he still is there with them!

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