do u lik jokes ?

India
December 16, 2006 3:26am CST
hi frnds i lik jokes
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29 responses
@satyamss (870)
• India
24 Dec 06
yes i like jokes...
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@llooky (327)
• Romania
16 Dec 06
I love them! And I know maky jokes too...
• India
16 Dec 06
i enjoy them
• India
16 Dec 06
i enjoy them
@funnysis (2619)
• United States
6 Feb 07
I love jokes and pranks to as long as nobody gets hurt in the prank everybody needs something to make them laugh and sometimes a good joke is just the key.They say laughter is the best medicine.
@nana1944 (1364)
• United States
6 Feb 07
middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynaecologist. "Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me." "This one's kind of strange..." "Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied. "Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet; and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies." "I see." "That afternoon I went again and there were nickels in the bowl." "Uh-huh" "That night," she went on, "there were dimes and this morning there were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!," she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!" The gynaecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about, You're simply going through the change."
@rahul067 (136)
• India
5 Feb 07
Yes, I like jokes very much especially those which make me laugh.
• Romania
6 Feb 07
Yeah, i like jokes and not just simply jokes or childish ones, but also dirty jokes :D. Of course, i am not referring to vulgar jokes, just dirty jokes. It is said that a day in which you didn't laugh is a lost day, so makes jokes and let's have fun and laugh a lot ! :)
@lsen06 (4998)
• India
30 Dec 06
yes, i like.
@nana1944 (1364)
• United States
4 Feb 07
Yes I like jokes, Here is one for you. In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. 'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.' The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, 'Well, how much does a brain cost?' The Doctor quickly responded, '$25,000 for a male brain, and $3,000 for a female brain.' The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the male brain so much more?' The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and said to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used.'
@ricky1209 (1675)
• India
3 Jan 07
The first guy said, “I don’t think I’ll ever do that again! Ever since we got back, my old lady flings her arms and hollers, ‘7 come 11' all night, and I haven’t had a wink of sleep!
• United States
3 Jan 07
I like the jokes. It make me cheer.
• India
4 Feb 07
yes,i`m also like jokes.
@hobohobo (678)
• Indonesia
5 Jan 07
of course, i like it very much, its just like breath I need it in my life, to make me feel hapier and hapier. So I don't get stresss
@amby87 (322)
• India
12 Jan 07
yaa i love them
@datir1 (503)
• India
4 Feb 07
yes i like veg and nonveg jokes
• India
28 Dec 06
your discussion is great...in your discussion you have taken a good issue.. yes i like jokes
@ricky1209 (1675)
• India
30 Dec 06
Santa said, "Yes Sir!! Right away, Sir" and ran home. "See what I told you? He doesn't even have enough brains to know that I cannot be at home if I am here." Later on, the two drivers met on the road. Banta said to Santa, "Eh, you know my boss is sooo stupid. He gave me 10 dollars and asked me to go to the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes.....Doesn't he know that today is Sunday? The showroom is closed!" Santa replied, "You think he is stupid, huh? My boss is so much worse, he asked me to go home to check if he is at home....He's got a cellphone, right, he can just call home to check!
• Malaysia
25 Dec 06
Jokes are great and relaxing. I've got one for you... A sales rep, an administration clerk and their manager were walking to lunch when they found an antique lamp. They rubbed it and poof a genie came out. The genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish" "Me first! Me first!, shouted the admin clerk. "I want to be in Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world" Poof, she's gone. "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, and endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Poof, he's gone. "Ok, you're up," the genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
• India
25 Dec 06
ya..it makes people happy na...
• India
25 Dec 06
me too buddy, i just love to hear jokes, read thsi one and enjoy One time there was an army camp in India that just received a new commander. During the new commanders first inspection everything checked out except one thing. There was a camel tied to a tree on the edge of the camp. The commander asked what it was for, one of the soldiers who had been stationed there for a while explained to him that the men sometimes get lonely since there where no woman there so they have the camel. The commander just let that go, but after a few weeks he was feeling very lonely so he ordered the men to bring the camel into his tent. The men did, and he went to work on it. After about an hour the commander came out zipped up his pants and said, "So is that how the other men do it?" One of the men responded, "No we usually just use the camel to ride into town."
@svdinesh (220)
• India
28 Dec 06
Yes!I like jokes.Mainly comics.