What's your favorite joke?

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@shedii (1486)
India
December 16, 2006 7:45am CST
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school." SON : "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school." MOM : "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school." SON : "One, all the chilldren hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me." MOM : "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school." SON : "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?" MOM : One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.
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@coolangel (109)
• India
16 Dec 06
lol thats a good one. Mine is, Teacher :What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
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@shedii (1486)
• India
16 Dec 06
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thanks for your response...here's a joke similar to yours... Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what did we get on 15th August? Student: A holiday
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• India
29 Dec 06
lol!
@xyzabc (87)
• India
16 Dec 06
Wow thats called a joke. I didn't stop laughing after reading it.
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@shedii (1486)
• India
16 Dec 06
thanks for your response...here's a half hindi joke for you... Teacher: "What is your name?" Student: "Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai." Teacher: "When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english." Student: "My name is Sunlight."
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• Philippines
16 Dec 06
hhahaha.. that made me laugh out loud. good one!
@shedii (1486)
• India
16 Dec 06
thanks for the response!...here's one more joke... Once a woman sits on a seat in the bus. After sometime a man arrives &... Man: Excuse me. This is my seat. Woman: I sat on this seat first, so its mine. Man: If you'll not allow me to sit here, then the bus wouldn't start. Woman: Why are you a VIP or something like that? Man: No, I am the bus driver!
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@anita99 (19)
• India
17 Dec 06
lol that's a good one.
@shedii (1486)
• India
25 Dec 06
thanks for your response!
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• India
29 Dec 06
that was really funny!
@hey_heys (31)
• India
30 Dec 06
A Sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say to his wife leaving for the office: 'Good bye Char Bacchon ki Maa'. One day his wife fed up of this answered: ' Bye Bye, Doo Bacchon Ke Baap'. That ended the husband's witticisms.