Who else is sick?

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My kids gave me something, or maybe I gave it to them. All I know is that I feel like *&%# in the worst way. I can't breath but my nose is running like crazy so there should be plenty of space for air to go in. My throat hurts and why don't they make good tasting medicine, I swear that stuff is gross! I have the mental capacity of a flea in dip and a temperature that measured by a yo-yo drunk off too much coffee. Anybody else in my boat?